imagine having a tattoo like that
#tattoos in the wizarding world
i would totally get a magic tattoo
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged before. SO cool. If only.
シシド・カフカ ／ ラヴコリーダ
everyone please listen to Shishido Kavka
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”
This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”
This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
Wow… If you don’t read this, you’re wilding.
This is rather relevant to how I ended up in my job position…
So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…
- A - Average
- B - Below Average
- C - Can’t eat dinner
- D - Don’t come home
- F - Find a new family
Riei Saito | Something Called Trust
(from Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon)
The day will come when your journey is over as well
Your greatest adventure will be over and you will make your way home
However, your journey will not be complete
The days will still go on for you
One after another, they will pass
Until you’ve had enough of the monotony
No new discoveries will await you
You’ll watch the sun rise and set
That’s all your days will have to offer
The Jellyfish Song that Clear sings for Aoba.
LET’S TALK ABOUT PEWDIEPIE
I bet right now 90% of you are thinking “oh god why this bitch” but shut up and lemme speak funny mouth words
Pewds is actually a pretty nice guy. His humor may not be your type but that’s not a real reason to directly insult the guy. I mean we have him doing charities
We have him posting an apology video for whatever wrongs he has committed, which most YouTubers don’t really do nowadays
He repeatedly states that he would like to try whatever his fans wish him to try (videogame-wise) - Tons of examples around his channel.
Not only does he repeatedly prove he’s a nice guy, but he also doesn’t abuse his fame for his own personal wealth, contradictory to what other people would say.
Yes, he is paid to do videos, but that is not the reason behind the videos. It didn’t stop him when he had one subscriber.
YET we still see entire videos, flash animations, rants, long walls of text bashing specifically him and only him.
It’s gotten to the point to where even if a fan says his name, they get a snarky response from ‘that one guy’
BUT THEIR ATTITUDE IS NOT UNFOUNDED
The fanbase is annoying as hell
But that’s because most of the fanbase is mainly children and young adults. That’s the typical ‘gaming channel’ demographic.
That’s because some fans go on other gaming YouTube channels and yell that they’re copying Pewds. (We don’t know if they’re trolls or not!)
BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN PEWDS IS A BAD PERSON. Sure, his humor may be droll, but keep in mind that half of YouTube’s top 100 subscribed and their humor is no better.
(This video started the small trend “period cup”.”
SO INSTEAD OF RELENTLESSLY BASHING SOME NICE SWEDISH DUDE LIKE IT WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE, TRY TO RESTRAIN.
- PEWDS IS HERE TO STAY PPL
- HE’S A REALLY CHARITABLE GUY
- HE LOVES HIS FANS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE VERY ANNOYING
- HE MAKES PUBLIC APOLOGIES AND LIKES TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS FANS A LOT
- HE IS NOT A BAD PERSON
- HE IS NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY
- IT DID NOT STOP HIM WHEN HE STARTED AND YOUTUBE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM
This is not coming from a 13 year old fanboy. This is coming from a 20 year old weirdo that’s just getting tired of this “lol wat a faget” shit
KAY THANK YOU FOR READING HAVE A KITTY MARSHMALLOW
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
YOU FORGOT THAT HE IS EXTREMELY SMART! HE WENT TO ONE OF SWEDENS BEST SCHOOLS! CHALMERS UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY
at wich not many people actually get in
What really boils my milk is that they are using autism as an insult.
Don’t do that.
If you use a disorder as a joke or an insult I will not hesitate to punch you straight in the face.
You want some Mountain Dew?